Chapstick So Jeremy was bop-bop-bopping along. And out of nowhere, a pink bunny came hop-hop-hopping along. "Good day, pretty pink bunny! How are you?" Jeremy asked very politely, smiling brightly. "What's so good about it?" grumbled the bunny. "It's a beautiful morning!" Jeremy exclaimed, just as a clap of thunder rang out. "Not now!" "Uh huh!!" Chickens started raining from the sky. They squawked as they pounded the bunny in the head. "See?!?" the bunny screamed at Jeremy. "See what?"Chapstick
Declaration of IndependenceWe, the figments of the imagination of Katharine Boyer, who do so inhabit her body as well as mind, do solemnly swear to keep her in the least sane frame of mind as humanly possible. We swear to scare away all the weird, preppy girls who are afraid to eat a cookie because they may never be able to wear a miniskirt again. Miniskirts should never be worn anyway. We solemnly swear that our host will be able to swerve around every person who stops in the middle of the hallway so that she will not get a detention. We swear that she will stay in top physical condition by walking a dog everyday, babysitting, and taking karate once a week. We swear tDeclaration of Independence
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Words do my bidding! ....... Sometimes...
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I'm insane, aren't we all?
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Words do my bidding! ....... Sometimes...
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